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Er, time to find out what Ajiths been doing in class...

God save me! Im stuck in this classroom, and I have the Devil incarnate for a teacher. Well hey, I'm the devil incarnate too, but I'm not complaining about that, this here teacher takes it to an entire new level.
And this class happens to SUCK!

ABSOLUTE BIG TIME CRAP!!

And since only half of the class is here, and I happen to be an established loudmouth in class, the teach keeps sneaking glances at me every now and then, and I cant talk!!!

Five minutes pass...

Crud, she just caught me talking. Now shes made me sit separately. And now im so bored and desperate, trying hard not to fall asleep. So now you all know how this blog post was born.

Unfortunately for me, this teach is one of the heads of department and I'll be stuck with her for months to come.

BOO HOO!!

Looking around, I notice that three people are already alseep. Shit, they beat me to it. Now I have to look to do something else. Other than wait for the bell, that is. In front of me, the teacher is reading from the textbook, in a manner that would put any newsreader to shame.
And now I'm really finding it hard to keep my eyes open. I almost doze off.. I'm halfway to dreamland, and I hear the teach blah something about elongation.. "Yeah, I'll show you what elongation is...", when I am rudely shaken from my pending slumber, by none other than the bell.

YIPPEE!!

"A welcome interruption," I said to my friends.

And I stand up and STRE-E-ETCH....

"Wasnt that absolutely boring? I almost fell asleep!"

Then they all look at me and said, "Ajith, you do realize that we have a double period today?"

Later on, they told me they could hear my scream in the next block.

Help me, please! *desperation echoes in Ajiths voice*

The past week, has been, by far, the most uneventful in my entire life. I cant believe that Im so bored.

*Oh, cmon, why do you think I would be writing something about boredom if I wasnt all that bored?*

These days are so bloody pointless, I really wish college would start soon. Things that used to be fun, like hanging out with my friends seem a little boring these days. Its because there is NOTHING new in this place!
I just sit at my computer at night, with no aim at all, its just plain old boring. I mean, almost everyone I see is like " Hey Ajith, what're you up to? Isnt it boring?".....

Point number one :
"Damn, life sucks, its real boring"

Dont think I really need to explain that.

Point number two :
"I hope you're having more fun than I am"

Firstly, understand one thing. THIS IS MY LINE!!!! DONT YOU BLOODY SEND ME TEXT MESSAGES WITH THIS LINE!!!! Why, you ask?

Simple.

Because its gonna take me a long time to think of another trademark line.

I hope you guys realize that the only reason that I'm trying out wonky formatting styles and text colours is because I'm so .... (no points for guessing) BORED!!!!!!!!

The only thing I can look forward to is the friends who chat with me at night. Man, you guys/gals ( I included that certain bit, so as to not hurt the feelings of feminists who may be reading this post :P ) are the best!!

No hard feelings, but I'm so happy that you guys (and gals) give me company!! A BIG thanks and a hug!!! I really, really have no idea what I wouldve done for company if you all werent there for me!

Sweet lyrics...

I just downloaded the new Linkin Park album sometime ago, and Im gonna say that I wasnt too happy, the new songs are WAY different from the previous album. But there was this one song, and after listening to it, its like something thats been running through my mind for a long time.


I dreamed I was missing, you were so scared
But no one would listen, cause no one else care
After my dreaming I woke with this fear
What am I leaving when I'm done here

So if you ask me then I want you to know

When my time comes forget the wrong that I've done
Help me leave behind some reasons to be missed
Don't resent me, when you're feeling empty
Keep me in your memory, leave out all the rest
Leave out all the rest

Don't be afraid of taking my beating, I've shared what I made
I'm strong on the surface, not all the way through
I've never been perfect, but neither have you

So if you're asking me I want you to know


When my time comes forget the wrong that I've done
Help me leave behind some reasons to be missed
Don't resent me, when you're feeling empty
Keep me in your memory, leave out all the rest
Leave out all the rest

Forgetting all the hurt inside, you've learned to hide so well
Pretending someone else can come and save me from myself
I can't be who you are

When my time comes forget the wrong that I've done
Help me leave behind some reasons to be missed
Don't resent me, when you're feeling empty
Keep me in your memory, leave out all the rest
Leave out all the rest

Forgetting all the hurt inside, you've learned to hide so well
Pretending someone else can come and save me from myself
I can't be who you are, I can't be who you are

The WORST possible!

As an adolescent, yes, there comes a time when you see that REALLY cute girl (in my case) or that hunky guy (in Atul's case :P) and yes, the cerebral cortex ceases to function properly when it comes to talkin to the girl (or boy). Actually, its the first few lines that can really help you, and impress the one in consideration. On the other hand, it also has the potential to completely DESTROY you, and you would wish to die. Instantly. Yeah.


Anyway, apart from that crappy introduction, here are the the worst possible intro/pickup lines possibly.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?

Is that a mirror in your pocket cause I see myself in your pants!

Wanna play squirrels, I'll put my nuts in your hole.

Him: "You look like my first wife. Guess how many times I've been married"

Her: "How many times?"

Him: "I've never been married... yet."


I wish I were your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.


Excuse me, can I have your phone number? I seem to have lost mine.


I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?


You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.

Hi. I would like to award you the {Whatever beer we were drinking} award for looking so good. Now if you will give me your name, number and other vital statistics, I would like to enter you in our grand prize drawing for an all-expenses paid date with me.


Go up to the person and ask for their hand. Draw a line across it and explain that its a really big river, and the bunny on this side (doesn't matter) really needs to get to the other side. Ask how he does it. Give cute little answers as to why the bunny can't cross the river (i.e., ...bunny jump in river, bunny goes *glubglubglub*.) When the person finally asks how the bunny is supposed to get across, give them the cute puppy eyes and say "I don't know, I just wanted to hold your hand."

"How would you like your eggs for breakfast: scrambled, boiled or fertilized?"

The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.




Yeah, i know that most of you intellectual ones are at most howling with laughter, (cmon, you gotta accept the fact that these are shit funny!!)

BUT!!!

There's one more! Yes, and I'm positive that this the LAMEST, CHEESIEST, CRAPPIEST, SHITTIEST, DUMBEST, EST pickup line ever.
And, it was admisistered, in front of a LOT of people. For proof, please refer to my partner in crime, Sir Tull-a-Lot. (for the uninitiated, thats Atul Gupte) But heres the WORST line that I have seen:


"Are you a vegetarian?"





EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKK!!!!!!


I so swear that a guy actually asked a girl this question. Nothing wrong, you may say. But this was the first thing he asked her after getting to know her name!!!!

The twisted world of my best bud!!!

Yeah, i had to write something about the little six year old kid who has influenced me ever since i was in my third standard. (Yeah, i HAVE been reading Calvin n Hobbes since i was in the third. Better believe it, loser)

The world has definitely benefitted from Watterson's brainchild (may his soul rest in peace) I mean, i really dont know wat i would have done if this comic hadnt come into existence. I mean, just think if some smartass editor had said, "Nah. Dont like the idea of a witty six year old and his tiger. Them people can read National Geographic for that" ? Guess i wudve been stuck with with MAD magazine. (for a fact, MAD really isnt that bad)

But other than the little kids imagination, its his other main character that influenced me. Yeah, the "psycho factor".

Take a look, eh?