The WORST possible!

As an adolescent, yes, there comes a time when you see that REALLY cute girl (in my case) or that hunky guy (in Atul's case :P) and yes, the cerebral cortex ceases to function properly when it comes to talkin to the girl (or boy). Actually, its the first few lines that can really help you, and impress the one in consideration. On the other hand, it also has the potential to completely DESTROY you, and you would wish to die. Instantly. Yeah.


Anyway, apart from that crappy introduction, here are the the worst possible intro/pickup lines possibly.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?

Is that a mirror in your pocket cause I see myself in your pants!

Wanna play squirrels, I'll put my nuts in your hole.

Him: "You look like my first wife. Guess how many times I've been married"

Her: "How many times?"

Him: "I've never been married... yet."


I wish I were your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.


Excuse me, can I have your phone number? I seem to have lost mine.


I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?


You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.

Hi. I would like to award you the {Whatever beer we were drinking} award for looking so good. Now if you will give me your name, number and other vital statistics, I would like to enter you in our grand prize drawing for an all-expenses paid date with me.


Go up to the person and ask for their hand. Draw a line across it and explain that its a really big river, and the bunny on this side (doesn't matter) really needs to get to the other side. Ask how he does it. Give cute little answers as to why the bunny can't cross the river (i.e., ...bunny jump in river, bunny goes *glubglubglub*.) When the person finally asks how the bunny is supposed to get across, give them the cute puppy eyes and say "I don't know, I just wanted to hold your hand."

"How would you like your eggs for breakfast: scrambled, boiled or fertilized?"

The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.




Yeah, i know that most of you intellectual ones are at most howling with laughter, (cmon, you gotta accept the fact that these are shit funny!!)

BUT!!!

There's one more! Yes, and I'm positive that this the LAMEST, CHEESIEST, CRAPPIEST, SHITTIEST, DUMBEST, EST pickup line ever.
And, it was admisistered, in front of a LOT of people. For proof, please refer to my partner in crime, Sir Tull-a-Lot. (for the uninitiated, thats Atul Gupte) But heres the WORST line that I have seen:


"Are you a vegetarian?"





EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKK!!!!!!


I so swear that a guy actually asked a girl this question. Nothing wrong, you may say. But this was the first thing he asked her after getting to know her name!!!!